Law Humor

By texasbar

Lynn Brooks of Dallas, who is (among other things) the book review editor of the Journal of Court Reporting, writes:

The National Court Reporters Association has done it again: put together the third book of collected humor - stuff that lawyers and witnesses wish they'd never said.

A. I told my attorney that I'd take that polyester test to show I wasn't lying, but no one ever game me one ...
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Q. Can yeast infections give rise to anything else that you are aware of?
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Q. I understand you recently gave birth to twins.
A. Yes, Ma'am.
Q. That's two babies?
A. Yes.
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Q. So, that isn't correct; is that correct?
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Q. What are you hobbies?
A. Drinking coffee and watching girls.
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Court: To the charge of driving while intoxicated, how do you plead?
Defendant: Drunk.

Full post as published by Say What! on April 11, 2008 (boomark / email).