Miscellaneous

How to Get Your Parole Revoked, 201

Hello class. For those of you who don't know what you've signed up for, this course is pretty straightforward. We're going to talk about what to do when you're released from prison and just want to get back. Last semester, we talked about the easy way to get parole revoked, by simply not showing up to meet with your parole officer. But that's boring. There's no art to it, no panache. To take it to the next level, you have to get creative.

Marcus George, a 20-year-old Arkansas parolee, is the perfect example. When George decided he wanted to go back to prison, he didn't just skip out on his parole. Nah, that's fucking kid's play. Instead, George did show up to meet with his parole officer, only he did so in a stolen car. So now he gets to return to jail with some shiny new convictions pending. Whatever with your broken parole -- this is how to get things done kids.

Everyone go home and study by thinking of the best type of criminal evidence you could present to your parole officer in the hopes of getting re-arrested. Class dismissed.

Full post as published by Quiz Law on July 01, 2008 (boomark / email).