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Free Show! Free Show!

I'm actually surprised we don't see this more often -- I mean, strip clubs, after all, are basically designed to get you to the brink. It was only inevitable that someone was going to climb over the precipice in the grassy knoll outside.

An employee of Scarlet O'Hara's at 3201 S. Carolyn Ave. walked outside around 1 a.m. to find a crowd of people. The staff person pushed through the crowd and discovered a man lying on a grassy area masturbating, Sioux Falls police Det. Sean Kooistra said. He was naked from the waist down, Kooistra added.

The employee called police, and police found the man still on the grass upon their arrival.

"Evidently, someone got really excited after watching their show," Kooistra said. "There were people standing around watching him and laughing."

Gawd! All those people watching and nobody was gonna give the brother a hand? Not cool.

Full post as published by Quiz Law on August 13, 2008 (boomark / email).