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25 Random Thoughts

By "Daisy Duke"

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1. I wear glasses during the week at work. I rarely put them on on the weekends, even if it means I really can't read the football score on television.

2. I love fall....I love football in the fall.

3. More than fall, I love the holidays.

4. The first snow during the holidays is magical. The 907th snow sucks ass.

5. I love decorating sugar cookies & Christmas trees. I despise decorating a cake.

6. Regardless, I think I'd like to be a cake designer. "Vanilla or sour cream pound cake with strawberry filling?"

7. I hate, hate, hate strawberry flavored ice cream & cake. Strawberry candy is my favorite though.

8. Unless the choice is between cherry and strawberry. Then I choose cherry.

9. I also like cherry flavored cough syrup.

10. I'd take a cough over nausea any day.

11. In fact, I am terrified of throwing up. Terrified. I'll do anything to avoid it.

12. I am also terrified, if I throw up, that it will get on something, like the floor or me or my pajamas.

13. This led to a bout of naked vomiting in college that we won't discuss any further.

14. I miss college, but not as much as I miss Jack the Poodle. I had a dream about him last night.

15. I dream every night. In color. I remember a lot of my dreams.

16. The first nightmare I ever had involved chocolate mayonnaise. Pretty good topic for a nightmare I think.

17. When I was little I told my Mom I was just going to eat chocolate when I was a grown-up.

18. Then again, I also told my Mom I was going to buy "all the make up in the world" when I was a grown up.

19. I definitely don't wear that much make up.

20. This however, does not deter Chanel from sending me weekly brochures to come sample their new makeup and of course purchase something for a mere $83.

21. They have yet to learn that I will always take a free mascara sample, but I really don't care at all about the cheap-o free make up bag they want to give me.

22. In fact, I hate those free bags that come with makeup. I have my own bag, thank you very much. With crawfish on it.

23. They might actually be lobsters, but I refuse to call them that. It is my Kate Spade Crawfish Bag.

24. Don't your Kate Spade bags have names??

25. Well they should. Just saying.

Full post as published by Legally Blonde Ambition on October 17, 2008 (boomark / email).