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The Best Chinese Take-Out in NYC!!

In my first posting, I promised that I'd be telling you about great places to eat in NYC. This time of year I'm usually down in Boca, but we're staying here for the holidays instead.

Yesterday I touted my favorite place for nova and bagels-Sable's. Its on 78th and 2nd and, when my lawyer Ira brought over those hot bagels along with nova and sturgeon, Ruth and I, and our kids were in heaven. You gotta get their chive cream cheese. And their lobster salad is to die for.

As long as we're talking about heaven, last night the weather was crappy, so it was the perfect night for Chinese. We took in from our favorite place Pig Heaven

Talk about spare ribs! THE best on the Upper East Side. Sure, its a bit of a shlep in the snow when considering I'm on 64th and Pig Heaven is on Second Ave between 80th and 81st, , but one of our new security guards has a big SUV...so the ribs were still hot when he brought them back.

A lot of people think that Mr. Chow's is the place to go. I say that place is for rich gentiles that don't know shit about good food, and just want to be "seen". And that place is a rip-off. Take it from me. The prices on the menu are completely ridiculous!

Speaking of pigs and rip-offs, Stanley (Chais), if you're following this blog, I just read that you were charging your clients almost 4% of the money they put under management with you.. For God's sakes Stanley, I told you, don't be a pig. If you had charged 2%, you could have gotten twice as much under management. Schmuck!

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on December 21, 2008 (boomark / email).