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Andy- I told you to sign a Prenup!!

a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_O9R7cVoh2qY/SU-5BRxUXvI/AAAAAAAAAC4/43ZP4uLZuig/s1600-h/andy+and+deborah+shopping.jpg"img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 226px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_O9R7cVoh2qY/SU-5BRxUXvI/AAAAAAAAAC4/43ZP4uLZuig/s320/andy+and+deborah+shopping.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5282644319530147570" border="0" //abr /Gee Andy, I put the food on the table, I gave you a great job, I paid for the goddamned wedding, and I even set you up in your a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.corcoran.com/property/listing.aspx?Region=NYCamp;listingid=1407022"apartment on 66th/a. What's that worth now? $8 million?br /br /But when I told you to get Debbie to sign a prenup you ignored me?! And for God's sake, how stupid could you be to have filed the divorce papers on the same day that I turned myself in. I thought we had it planned out?! Don't you remember me saying: "Wait at least a few weeks before the dust settles. "br /br /And dammit, Andy, if you want people to buy into the story that the family is falling apart, what the fuck are you two doing shopping together this weekend? Its all over the NY Post!!br /br /Don't be a schmuck. Listen to your father.. Just like you did when I told you and your brother to keep your sheckles over at Neuberger. wink

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on December 22, 2008 (boomark / email).