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I Didn't Twist Any Arms! Just ask UBP

Pick up any newspaper and you'll find out that I didn't force anybody to invest with me, and the fact is, that people have been coming to me for twenty years. I turned alot of them away too. Ask my good friends at UBP--even they've said they examined all of the trade tickets and all of the trade confirmations, and everything was completely kosher!

Speaking of kosher, its a bitch finding a good place to eat in Manhattan on Christmas, but thank god for the Carnegie Deli! Check out what we're ordering in today...(its on 55th, so we're having one of security guards go down and pick it up..)but that picture to the right makes my mouth water!

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on December 25, 2008 (boomark / email).