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It's that Time of the Year Again (oops!)

I sense imminent roasting in the comments, but what can I say? I'm a word-lover. Better to be roasted for being a nerd than for any of my other unseemly qualities.

This post is inspired by the fine ladies and gentlemen at Lake Superior State University, who have released their annual List of Words to Be Banished from the Queen's English for Mis-use, Over-use and General Uselessness. I enjoyed their most recent offering, just like I enjoyed the 2008 list last year. Here is what they have to say (or, more specifically, what they have to not say) for 2009:

• Green (pertaining to environmental conscientiousness)
  
• Carbon footprint or carbon offsetting
  
• Maverick
  
• First dude
  
• Bailout
  
• Wall Street/Main Street
  
• Monkey
  
• <3*>
• Icon or iconic
  
• Game changer
  
• Staycation
  
• Desperate search
  
• Not so much
  
• Winner of five nominations
  
• It's that time of year again
  

Lake Superior's website includes detailed and humorous rationales for banishment, so if you are confused you can find an explanation there.

I also have offerings of my own. They are not as commonplace (and and probably not as egregious), but my position is that these babies can be cast right on out with the bath-water listed above:

• Completely inconsequential (this is redundant)
  
• Given the current state of the economy (okay, okay, this one may be debatable)
  
• Entered into a contractual relation (what's so wrong with just saying, "contracted," Armen?)
  
• Impression (one makes an impression when stepping on soft dirt; when imitating another, one makes an "impersonation." So, to say, "let me show you my my impression of so-and-so" is nonsense)http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif
  
• Secret confession (it's either a secret, or a confession)
  
• Czar (as in "druz czar." Our government officials already have titles -- why borrow from Russia?)
  
• Bisons (the plural of buffalo is still "bison." Ahem)
  
• It's like X on steroids (to say this rarely makes sense, unless X really is on steroids . . . in which case it's not "like" X is on steroids at all)
  
• Hype (I was wrong. See ) (this word is shorthand for "hyperbole," not some sort of nebulous enthusiasm, so, it should be used when hyperbole is present)
  
• In the X context (a sure sign someone is making things more complex than necessary)

Lastly, and in order to end on a positive note, here are a few words I discovered or re-discovered this year, all of which have brought a smile to my face. (Word-loving nerd, remember?) I have listed definitions from the OED, and then explained why I find the particular word so damn lovable:

* This is supposed to be the emoticon for a heart (less than sign + the numeral 3). Google blogger thinks it is a broken html tag, and keeps "correcting" it for me -- that's why it doesn't look right. Grr.

[Updated January 1 by Patrick to reflect his wrong-ness.]

Full post as published by Nuts & Boalts on December 31, 2008 (boomark / email).