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They're not insane delusions, they're marketing strategies

I am thinking of taking a guerrilla approach to my job search. You know, use some really aggressive marketing strategies. Aggressive, as in not bound by the rules of professional ethics, common sense, or good taste.

So far I've got:

• Resume air drop.
• Muffin baskets with my picture on them. Muffins wrapped in resume.
• Get resume printed on toilet paper, break into law firm, change toilet paper.
• Get Ron Popeil to do late night infomercial about me.
• Sandwich board like that out-of-work Wharton-educated banker in NYC that I saw on Yahoo front page. Step 3 involves getting on Yahoo front page. NB: May involve nudity.
• Obtain an auto-dialer. Program it to dial law firms. Call them. A lot.
• Find hiring partner's house. Try to replicate how Harry Potter got his Hogwarts letter. NB: May involve owls.

Additional suggestions welcome.

Full post as published by Butterflyfish on February 17, 2009 (boomark / email).