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To: Bernard Madoff #61727-054.From: Mrs. Ruth A. Madoff
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Terrific.
Covered all the bases, didn't you. Busy Boy Bernie, like always. Lucky you took that speed reading course when we were in France last summer.
So Daphne is living "high off the hog"; not a good place for a princess like her to be. And the poor hog will be swaybacked.
I'm dying to tell the name of her book "Jews and Money", but it pisses me off in the present environment. People think this is a "Jewish thing." Right, tell me the gentiles aren't in a hurry to be rich too. And we helped everyone - not just our own people. Not by a long shot. Can anyone spell N-O-E-L?? And all of those little blonde haired, blue-eyed daughters of theirs? How about D-e-l-a-i-r-e? Is that out of the bible?? I don't think so.
There really is no gratitude.
Hopefully they'll let you call out tomorrow. But not too early. I'm going shopping at the Neiman's outlet in Saw Grass.. Me.. in an outlet.. but who would look for me there? But, I hear they have great stuff. Might as well spend it before they take it away.. Speaking of which.. who can we send to the Isle of Man..? You know why!!! It has to be someone with a p-a-s-s-p-o-r-t .. Any ideas, big shot???????????
Ruthie
Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on March 26, 2009 (boomark / email).
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