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: Bernard Madoff

Deal..Or No Deal Time

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Wasn't that hilarious - that photo from yesterday??

You kids think I'm going nuts in here? Not your Bernie.

I have plenty of company from the SEC, and, Ira and the feds.. More than enough people to talk to. In fact, I could use a little peace and quiet once in a while.

With all this freezing going on, even though it is SPRING in Manhattan, I am a little concerned about my family.

I am considering - just thinking, mind you, about making a small admission-- if my Ruthie is taken care of. I will not see this darling girl, always loyal, always beautiful, left in shmattas and spending the SUMMERS in Palm Beach.

So, I am thinking that in return for certain official types (and you know just who you are), agreeing to guarantee Ruthie her houses, which she owns already- and her money-- which was hers to begin with - I might feed out a little information about certain assets in certain places which no one will ever find if I do not tell them.

See, their big mistake was thinking I would crack and tell them where a few dollars might be, if they locked me up. Not true. Not me. Not Bernie. I'm Midas.

But, Ruthie is my Achilles heel (what? - you didn't think I read mythology), and she has to be treated right.

So for whoever is reading this chozarei I write every day for fun, think about a deal..

When you discover you cannot 'discover' much without me.. then we'll talk.

Until then, Frankie S and I are having penne with fresh mushrooms for dinner, and I'm playing Neil Diamond's "Open Wide those Prison Doors" for the listening pleasure of the guards and our block mates.

Frankie also has an espresso machine and gets fresh rolls in the AM.

Don't ask me how. I have no idea.

But, I love this guy!!

Did I have judgment or what to hire so many Italians?
BLM

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on March 27, 2009 (boomark / email).

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