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Because muscles make the lawyer.

By NBlack

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Via Craiglist:

looking for a young handsome ruthless lawyer with a back bone (needed north of the city)

Reply to: job-ykxc4-1141217470@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-04-26, 4:00PM EDT


I am looking for a young, dark haired, muscular, confident ballsy lawyer who is willing to fight for me in court against an asshole husband. All the lawyers around here are either old or timid. The judge here is always for the man so you have to be able to get the truth out without being intimidated or letting them shut you up. I would like you to be tall and very confident. You will have to make sure HE has to pay ALL lawyers fees. I will meet you in the daytime to talk. Answer this ad please.

  • Location: needed north of the city
  • Compensation: talk when we meet
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.


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Full post as published by Legal Antics on May 18, 2009 (boomark / email).

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