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What I’m going to tell my daughter sometime during her teens

By Pseudoanonymous

With any luck, you’re going to get to have sex thousands and thousands of times in your life. Try to enjoy it every time. Get contraception, NOW! so you aren’t bound to your biology. Practice safer sex. Experiment. Find out who and what you want. Have fun but stay clear of the needle–oops, that’s the “What about intoxicants?” talk. Hmm…maybe it should be a “Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll–My Own Private Holy Trinity” talk. Anyway…

One other thing: Anyone who tries to make you feel guilt or shame or fear over your sexual activities, including not having sex, is a prick. If they give you a legitimate excuse, you have my permission to punch them. How you treat people, including those you have sex with, is important. If you treat someone poorly, whether it has to do with sex or not, you’ll feel guilt or shame over that. So don’t do that, and, if you do, try to make it right.

What I’ll tell adults before and while my daughter is in her teens:

Here, let me sniff that. Hmm…smells like moralistic bullshit to me. Try feeding that to my daughter and and you’ll be eating it yourself. Now hit the road. Okay, next! Hmm…you aren’t out to hurt her. Drop by anytime!

Full post as published by Arkansawyer on June 20, 2009 (boomark / email).