Law Humor

Yes I (Don't) See Said the SEC (Blind Man)

Since there's no way the SEC could have filed a complaint so quickly after spending less than an hour with "Uncle Bernie" last week, I'm telling you that your pal Sonny Delaire is behind this. How else do you explain the fact that his name isn't on SEC lawsuit that was just filed?

And what about "sweet little Shana"?? Don't you realize what she's doing?? Dad, do I need to tell you everything??

And that piece of crap Dipascali is sitting on his boat laughing at both of us right now!

I suppose the only good news is that I moved the apt into E.S.'s name, but after all these years dealing with regulators, it would seem as if someone at the SEC was sent a case of Viagra for Father's Day, and now they're all of a sudden feeling like a big swinging you-know-what by loading up more filings into the system.

If anybody could be swinging in the wrong direction, its the mutton heads in Washington. Of all the people they want to come after, I'm on the list?? Don't they have any idea who I am and the alliances that I'm a member of?

Let them focus on Stan Chais! He's on his death bed, and by the time the idiots at SEC know that Picard's suit against him is the only one that counts, the world will have its justice..

Listen Dad--I told you this years ago, and especially last summer at the party in Montauk; when your 'good friends' were busy cutting the cake and handing out pieces to their family--your biggest mistake was that you were always bending over and allowing Bernie to only pay you vig on the actual principal cash that was in those accounts. When every other asset manager in the world gets paid on the assets currently under management!!

What did you get?? Your name on a sign at NorthShore LIJ?!

And now I've got my name on yet another lawsuit. This is what I get for playing along with everyone??

Fine..Here's the news flash: I'm not the one that gets screwed. Understand?
This isn't over. Not by a long shot.

Why didn't I listen to Mom??

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on June 22, 2009 (boomark / email).