Law Humor

Ruth Votes on Bernie's Sentencing

I don't think this was funny at all. When you told me that I had to "race out and vote" on your father's sentencing, of course I had to take the subway downtown; the traffic on 65 and Lex. was ridiculous and I told the driver to let me out.

If I didn't know better, I'd say you planned the whole thing, just like your father, the "brilliant planner". You probably knew that piece of shit paparazzi was stalking me, too!

Then I find out that I could have simply voted on line!

I'm not enjoying your games, Andrew. And, if you and your brother keep up this behavior, I will call in the loans.

Anyway, I scrolled to the right and I placed my bet. And let me tell you something else, young man; if you don't pay off on the bet when I win, trust me when I tell that I'll be calling one of those clawyers faster than that little girlfriend of yours can catch her next big fish.

You think I don't know that she's out "trolling" as your brother would say? Ha!

So there you have it. I placed my bet. And I'm also betting that neither of you boys will change your minds about supporting your father on Monday. So be it. He only supported you for your entire lives. What can I say?

And when you find out that Ira is going to move for a change of venue to California, the last laugh will be on everyone!

And thank you for the chocolates, they are delicious!

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on June 26, 2009 (boomark / email).