Law Humor

Girls Doing Lunch

I'm only guessing that you still have the list of wedding gifts that you received, and that you'll recall how generous I was.

After all, I selected from your Bergdof Bridal registry, and considering my government salary, well... I think you get the point.

You might be aware that I've recently retired, no thanks to that bitch Jenny Lightfoot, the one that's all of a sudden claiming that she "had problems adding things up."

So much for claims. I'll leave that issue to Mr. Picard.

But, that's Washington for you. There are more convenient memory stores here than actual convenience stores, and every day someone, somehow remembers things that they forgot. It must be the water.

Anyhoo, I hear that the water out in East Hampton is starting to warm up, and I thought that us girls might get together and talk about old times. And, since we're both 'evaluating our options', its probably best not to let Eric know that we're planning on getting together.

L.R.

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on July 09, 2009 (boomark / email).