Law Humor

Not All Madoff Madams Baring Up?

Stef-

For God's sake, Stef--get a hold of yourself!

Even if the Post is notorious for fabricating stories, the last thing that you want to do is give anyone any reason to shine a light on any of us "Madoff Madams."

And Stef, take it from someone that's known Mark alot longer than you have (after all, I'm his cousin, and I practically grew up with him. And, we do still have investments together), but all of that said, the next time he storms out the door, change the locks, don't call the police!

Exactly, Stef. And trust me, ever since I caught the little pisher brother, its been no picnic living with someone that not only curls up into a ball when he gets upset, but still wets the bed. But do you see me losing control? Nope! It's all about the money!

Stef--Cathy insisted I let her add that last comment from her, but as the lawyer in the group, I'm telling you both--we girls need to keep our wits. The boys certainly can't divorce us now, and we don't want to divorce them, however much it pains me to say that..especially in my situation. But the fact is, if any of us were forced to talk about our spouses in a court, it could only backfire on us.

Sure, there are a lot of people that think Eric has more on me than I have on him. Let them keep thinking that.

We obviously need to weather the storm so that we can make sure that we don't lose those little safe deposit boxes.

Shana ( & Cathy)

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on October 17, 2009 (boomark / email).