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Palin takes on Picard

To: Irv Picard, Esq.
From: Sarah Palin,
FOX News

Dear Irv:

Try to look past those snowflakes on my photo; I'm still coordinating with the make-up people at FOX to get my image displayed properly.

Any who, I have to say, the way that your office is hemming and hawing with all of the people that are expecting their claims to be paid is exactly the type of ineptitude that I campaigned against when John chose me to be his second-in-command.

Instead of chasing your tail and pursuing phantom assets up in Canada, its pretty obvious to me that you need to be focused on paying claims from all of that money that SIPC has in hand.

Every time my constituents call up your office trying to find out what the heck is going on with their claims, they're told that "computer system isn't working today", or "oh, that file is another office, and we don't have access to the status information.." or some other excuse. Even the Eskimos up here in Alaska have better technology than you claim to have!

Here's my suggestion, the Government of Alaska uses a fantastic company for all of its computer-related support issues. Its called NowItWorks .

Irv, when nothing in Obama adminstration seems to be working, NowItWorks is always working for the little people--and the big people!

Sarah Palin
FOX News

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on January 13, 2010 (boomark / email).