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KingCast, Maxwell Smart cannot save man from committing suicide on Redline train.

By Christopher King

Max heard it was going down but he didn't have his iPhone so he ran into headquarters, got my digits and headed toward South Station, calling me in desperation from a Chinatown pay phone..... I was walking up the street with 99; she and I had bought some Zywiec beers at the corner store, so we dropped everything and ran to the nearest T Stop but alas.... it was too late. The subject had ingested several mouthfuls of McDonald's dead cow and bacon, so all we could do was cordon off the crime scene and fumigate the affected areas with grandma's home mixture of frankincense, lemon, chamomile, napalm and a dash of proprietary industrial grade solvent; notify the next of kin. Hey 99 you sure are looking good these days -- thank you for your presence :)

Smart: Canon D5 IS, ISO 1600 on the bus 5 seats back.
Suicide stunt-man: iPhone, .0005 MegaPixel, redline at South Station, no flash ripoff piece of junk.

Full post as published by Chris King's 1st Amendment Page on January 15, 2010 (boomark / email).