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Midas Madoff Brothers: Private Part Placement

To: Mark
From: Your Brother
code name: BUM (Black Umbrella Man)

Since I hear you're still doing the opposite of whatever Dad tells you, I know you must have gotten clobbered in the market today, so I'm going to give you one more chance at joining in with us.

Even if that f--king company "NowITworks" has a better and cheaper service than we can offer all of Dad's old friends that don't know how to protect their computers from phishing, Cathy and I found the PERFECT company to add to our umbrella!

I know that you've still got a few mil in I-know-Where...and this deal only needs $500k to get it jump started.

TXT ME and let's meet....and go buy Mom a case of that Caoni Chocolate--its only a couple of bucks!..Click to the right, schmuck!

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on February 05, 2010 (boomark / email).