Corporate & Securities Law

Bear Stearns / Not Bear Stearns, The Wall Street Law Blog Securities Fraud Quiz.

The format is simple - In each edition of The Quiz, we list 5 real "Bear" quotes and five "Not Bear" quotes. Your mission is to figure out which are which.

Good luck. May the Schwartz be with you.

1) "This was no boating accident."

2) "At Bear Stearns, we know we cannot predict the future, but mitigating the risks ahead this part of the foundation upon which this firm was built...."

3) "We know that markets can change quickly or evolve exceedingly slow. That cyclicality and our goal to remain profitable led us to create a balanced portfolio of businesses that helps us turn market challenges to our advantage."

4) "Wait'll Otis sees us; he loves us!"

5) "We continue to avoid short term trends by staying focused on the long term strengths of our businesses."

6) "Do you believe in miracles? Yes!"

7) "The philosophy of creating value over the long term also drives our approach to product innovation and entering new businesses... This philosophy is evident in the disciplined approach we take to managing the firm's risk..."

8) "We're big boys. We knew what we were doing."

9) "Mooooon River- You using the whole fist doc?"

10) "Ace, I am your father."

Tie breaker: What was the name of Richie Cunningham's brother on Happy Days?

Feel free to submit comments with your guesses. We are considering the possibility of offering cash and prizes...