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Bongiorno Blast of Gas; The Madoff Story Moves Along

Mo-
The f--king reporters are calling non-stop again! Has that shit-for-brains prosecutor called you lately?? The schmuck news reporters are saying that "more arrests are imminent.."

What does imminent mean??  And, why the hell can't they just drop this, and go after those bastards from Goldman?? What? I've got one f--king Bentley; you know how many Bentley's those people have?? Must be hundreds!!

Listen, I'm not feeling so good lately, and Rudy can't travel..that bursitis of his makes it impossible to move around. Living with him is like living in prison!

You said we could stay in Boca for as long as wanted, and that nobody was going to be arresting elderly women like myself! I'm planning on renting out the house in Manhasset, and I don't expect to be back in New York for another year, so you tell those dick-heads if they need to go after women, they should call Jodi.Or one of those other dykes...You know who I'm talking about!

And, stop telling me to "watch my language"! I watch TV--and when I heard those muckety muck Senators blasting those smart ass kids from Goldman ...those fancy senators were saying "shit" and "crap" so many times that  I needed to get out of the chair and move my bowels!

A.B.

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on May 01, 2010 (boomark / email).