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Phoenix City Mayor Phil Gordon's Home is Burglarized - All That Is Stolen, Is a Computer. $1500 Cash Reward Offered For the Safe Return Of Mayor Phil Gordon's Computer!

Phoenix City Mayor Phil Gordon's Home is Burglarized

Ask our Blogger Jeff, Dave Barnes and Wendy Goudeau and they know firsthand what it?s like when someone unlawfully breaks into your home and takes personal property, like a computer. You can?t work; you can?t download porn, listen to your ITunes - or in mayor Phil Gordon?s case, email and IM a home wrecking whore who is on your payroll.

Click Here to Read the Article on Pill Poppin Phil's Home Buglary

We came across this story where mayor Phil Gordon?s home was burglarized and all the perp took was his computer. It?s a good thing our good mayor has that $1M dollar plus, taxpayer sponsored, Phoenix police private security detail!   Looks like they?re doing a bang-up job protecting him!  

What's really funny is it appears mayor Phil Gordon is an early riser (4:30AM) and didn't notice anything was wrong until 2 hours later (6:30AM).  Gee that's EXACTLY the way he runs the city of Phoenix - what a coincidence!  Rome is burning...while Phil fiddles away...or in this case notices a draft while he drinks his coffee!

Being the good citizens we are, we want to ensure that Phil Gordon?s computer gets returned. We are offering a $1500 cash reward. If you took the computer or know who did, here?s what you need to do:

1) Contact us via our Hushmail email address. Make sure you do it from a public computer or somewhere you may protect your IP address. We don't care who you are, we just want the safe return of our mayor's computer.  Be smart and look at what you need to do to protect your identity.

Contacting us and hiding Your Identity

2) We will send you a private, non BadPhoenixCops, pre-paid, FEDEX number. You will need to box up the computer and send it to our out-of-state/out-of-country third party who will forensically confirm it is our good mayor Phil Gordon?s stolen computer.

3) Once this is confirmed, we will give you $1500 cash to spend on meth, hookers, back mortgage payments, BEVMO, strip clubs or whatever tickles your fancy. We don't want to know who you are or why you stole it. We know it's a tough economy and we aren't going to act like we're your personal Jiminy Cricket.  Stealing isn't right, but we want to help you make it right. We in turn will make sure the stolen property eventually gets back to our mayor once Phil Gordon can confirm the make, model, and personal details about the computer.

If you have any questions or know the whereabouts of mayor Phil Gordon's computer, please email us at BadPhoenixCops@Hushmail.com

Full post as published by Bad Phoenix Cops on October 11, 2010 (boomark / email).