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Happy Election Day

Posted on November 04, 2008
GO BARACK. GO ANITA.-Wayward Esquire, watch your back..

Clearly, I have Ebola.

Posted on October 28, 2008
I woke up this morning feeling like death. My throat hurts, my head hurts, my skin hurts, my FUCKING HAIR hurts. I have a fever, and i kinda wish i would just die. I took a sick day today which makes me nuts. I hate wasting sick days on actually being sick...

Dear Worst Phone in the History of Life,

Posted on October 26, 2008
Seriously. Go fuck yourself. I hate you. I AM OVER YOU. I should have listened to my friends who told me "Dude, your phone sucks." I STUCK UP FOR YOU!!!! Now, all I want to do is call my mom, and then Army Girl. What the hell? But no. It's way more important for you to "synch up"? Synch up with WHAT?? I never installed the stupid software onto my computer, because it seemed too hard and not important...

Grace's Regret #45435463

Posted on October 22, 2008
When I was 18, and a freshman in undergrad, I went on a roadtrip with my boyfriend and two of our friends. We were all in a very competitive program in college and every semester we had to basically re-audition to stay in the program. We had just gone through this process and passed, but our class had essentially been cut in half...

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Pumpkin Shanking

Posted on October 21, 2008
I was invited to THREE pumkin carving parties this Halloween. Of course I find this particularly hilarious, because I hate all holidays, and Halloween is no exception. However, I had fun at the one I ended up going to. And I carved a fucking KICK ASS pumpkin, and no, I TOTALLY don't care that I carved it using a template...

Lucky

Posted on October 13, 2008
First of all, thanks for everyone's responses in my previous post. I feel smarter! I'll post more about that later today or tomorrow. Now I want to vent a little. You know what I hate? When people say dumb shit. Admittedly, I do this more than anyone...

Dear Law With Grace Readers,

Posted on October 09, 2008
I've been meaning to take advantage of your anonymous knowledge for some time. Here's the deal. There are things I need to know. There are things I'd like to know. There are things I'm just curious about. I KNOW some of you know the answers. So TELL ME! Obviously, you don't have to answer all of the questions...

The Dog & Me- A Dialogue Part V

Posted on October 05, 2008
Me: We need to talk.Dog: What are you doing here? I thought you died!Me: Um. No, I didn't die. Dog: Yes. Yes, you died. I remember it vividly. I pooped on your corpse. I'm sure of it! It was SWEET. Me: No. I'm alive. You didn't poop on my corpse...

I Don't Know What's Wrong With Me But...

Posted on September 28, 2008
I CANNOT STOP WATCHING THIS VIDEO AND LAUGHING!-I seriously don't know what my problem is. I giggle just thinking about it. And in case you're thinking about NOT watching the whole thing, near the end, the dude has a dance solo. No. He really does.

Dear Ron Huberman,

Posted on September 23, 2008
When I saw you on the Redline a few weeks ago, I was dazzled. There you were, the President of the CTA riding the Redline, and being totally, unspeakably, ridiculously gorgeous.I have to admit, I didn't know who you were at first. I just thought you were some random, really really well dressed guy without a wedding ring on...

Sarah Palin Isn't So Bad

Posted on September 22, 2008
Just kidding. She's a fucking trainwreck and she IS that bad and yes, I hate her. Ok. Hate is a little strong of a word. It's more like...well...hmm...no, it's pretty much hate.I know that me blasting Palin is a little...well...obvious, so I'll try and keep this brief...

Spiders, Apartments, and Dating Grace: An Update

Posted on September 16, 2008
Blogging two days in a row. I know.So. The spider... is...dead. It took an entire can of hairspray, half a can of carpet stain remover, my landlord screaming like a little girl, and a boot. But it's dead. There was some question as to the size of the spider...

Spotlight on Daisy

Posted on September 15, 2008
Daisy, from the always charming Legally Blonde Ambition, and I, in an effort to cure our respective writer's blocks, decided to interview each other. She asked me some questions, and I asked her some questions. Here's what she had to say:1. Grace: When & why did you start blogging?Daisy: I have a private blog with my best friends from college...

This Spider Wants To Kill Me.

Posted on September 09, 2008
And he won't let me use my door. And he almost made the cable guy cry. And I sprayed it with hairspray, Windex, and Pledge. Nothing worked. I hate my new place. .

All Moved In.

Posted on September 07, 2008
It's a really fucking beautiful day. I spent most of the day watching football on the couch, and playing around on the internet, (YES I HAVE INTERNET IN MY HOUSE AGAIN! FUCKIN' A, YAY YAY YAY!) and now I am in my new back yard sitting on the nice patio furniture writing this blog and sipping a glass of pinot grigio...

The Dog and Me- A Dialogue Part IV

Posted on September 02, 2008
Dog: What the FUCK is with all the boxes?Me: I was waiting for the right time to tell you. We're moving. Dog: "WE'RE" moving? I don't recall having much of a say in this. Me: Well, I know. But I don't have a choice. I couldn't get a mortgage. Dog: Because you're a complete loser...

Dating Grace

Posted on August 26, 2008
So, in my continuing effort to be a more social person, I am going on a date tonight. I've decided that I am going to go on more of these. Not necessarily with the person who asked me tonight. That's still up in the air. We'll see how it goes.I think this will accomplish several things...

Re-Post

Posted on August 22, 2008
Because I'm lazy, I'm blatantly ripping off Daisy and Anonymous Hottie by reposting law school 1L advice that I wrote last year.Dear Incoming 1L's, As your first day of law school draws near, I thought I'd put together a little list of helpful advice...

I'm Feeling Nothing

Posted on August 18, 2008
"...and he said nothing, could get a girl transferred!They all felt something, but I felt nothing.Except the feeling that this bullshit was absurd."Bonus points for anyone who picks up on this classic musical theatre reference.But, no seriously. Nothing...

Long time No Blog

Posted on August 07, 2008
I HATE when I get into a thing where I don't write for several weeks. It's so much harder to start back up. Usually when I stop writing, it's because A. I'm traveling, or B. I'm sad, and feeling not funny. This time, I've actually got a decent excuse...

NuvaRing COMING OUT everywhere!

Posted on July 24, 2008
So, I don't know if anyone else has noticed this, because quite frankly, I don't know if anyone on the planet watches as much TV as I do. And even so, most people have Tivo and don't watch commercials anymore. I actually have Tivo, and am just so used to commercials I forget that I don't have to watch them...

It's Still Not Exactly Bar Exam "Advice" but...

Posted on July 23, 2008
I can't believe that one year ago was the night before I took that fucking thing. Again, since I have NO idea how I passed, I don't feel like I am in any position to give advice, but since people are finding my blog by Googling things like:"bar exam" & "want to die""bar exam" & "freaking out""fucking bar exam""bar exam" & "can't stop crying""I hate the bar exam"I feel I should mention something...

Wow!

Posted on July 15, 2008
I feel so loved! No. Seriously. I do. My blog was set to "private" for, like 5 days, and I got text messages, phone calls, facebook messages, emails, etc... my favorite one by far coming from VCUGirl where she wrote"Oh my god. Your blog is invited readers only, now? I'm devastated...

however...

Posted on July 03, 2008
In my continuing attempt to not have a nervous breakdown, I am on my way to a fun party with Ms. Lilly Valencia at a yacht club. More importantly, I am posting this entry from my cool new phone. Cool new phones are very important when being homeless.

In Case Anyone Was Worried That My Life Was Getting Too Good:

Posted on July 03, 2008
Have no fear.Last year, I tried to buy a condo. The deal fell through because I didn't have a job. Only a job offer, and no one wanted to give me a mortgage.Well, the company wanted to sell me the condo anyway, figuring that once I pass the bar, and start my job with the government, I'll have no trouble getting a mortgage...

Happy Pride, Chicago!

Posted on June 27, 2008
Last year, I spent my Pride weekend with Richard Conviser. This year, not so much. It's going to be an awesome weekend. -

Loud Talker On The Red Line #8

Posted on June 26, 2008
Cheesy Arm Tattoos? Check.Monotone repetitive use of the word "Right"? CheckNamedropping obscure band names? Check.Meet the Indie Rock Band Loud Talker! ("IRBLT")Oh, I love him! He's just so... eccentric. And so smart about, like, garage bands. And music fests...

Bar Exam Advice

Posted on June 24, 2008
So, the bar exam is coming up. I know this because people keep on googling "Bar Exam Advice" I also know it because a couple of my favorite bloggers, Daisy and Anonymous Hottie, are getting ready to take it.I have no advice. I have absolutely NO clue how I passed the bar...

Facebook- Am I retarded?

Posted on June 24, 2008
Actually don't answer that. I know I'm retarded. My dog tells me that every day. So, I just now signed up for Facebook. Well, that's not exactly true. My alter ego "Grace Law" has had a facebook account for quite some time, but it's not really fun because "Grace Law" doesn't exist...

Barcelona Bites and My Attempt at Being Positive

Posted on June 17, 2008
This is not going to be a great summer. I'm just going to say that right now. It's going to suck. This summer is going to suck because of one day in July that I am 100% certain will be one of the worst days of my life. And I can't get out of it. Or control it...

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