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Legal Antics 

Chronicling legal humor-- because let's face it-- lawyers take themselves far too seriously and the law is damn funny if you look at it through the right lens.
Post Frequency: 2.5/day Last Entry: August 08, 2011 at 07:55:00 Recent Entries: 535
By Nicole Black, Esq.
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Dos & don'ts of law firm life
Posted on January 20, 2010Image by darksideracoon via Flickr Via the Slaw blog (check out the comments at the blog for even more): Rule #408 Don?t lay claim to your personal coffee mug by mass e-mail. Rule #78 It is impossible to send an...
In honor of the Simpsons 20th anniversary...
Posted on January 13, 2010Image via WikipediaLionel Hutz: And so, ladies and gentleman of the jury I rest my case. Judge: Hmmm. Mr. Hutz, do you know that you're not wearing any pants? Lionel Hutz: DAAAA!! I move for a bad court thingy. Judge:...
Well if he says he's "humble", it must be true.
Posted on January 12, 2010Hot Lawyer Seeks New Year's Sex - m4w - 30 (Dupont Circle) Date: 2010-01-08, 4:19PM EST Reply To This Post I've been working endlessly, and now that the new year has rolled around, I'm finding myself with some unexpected free...
An example of how law school changes everything.
Posted on January 11, 2010And because She's Your Sister Drunk law student, down on one knee: Will you marry me? Drunk girl he just met, giggling: Of course! Drunk law student to friend five minutes later: That's not binding if it's just oral, right?...
The latest lawtechTalk episode
Posted on January 06, 2010If you're in the market for new legal technology products for your law practice, you may want to check out the latest lawtechTalk screencast, available for viewing at not cost, which features, and is sponsored by, the following legal technology...
A green Christmas?
Posted on January 05, 2010Judge (to probationer asking permission to travel for the holidays) - Don't take any of that crushed green plant with you. Defendant - A Christmas tree? Judge - Yeah, that's the only green plant you can take with you. Hat...
You had me at "former lawyer". Next time, zip it.
Posted on January 04, 2010Are you free for fun tonight? - m4w - 40 (Phoenix) Date: 2009-11-20, 9:31AM MST Reply To This Post I am a 40 year old single male who is 6ft. & 205lbs with blue eyes and dark hair. I work...
So glad he set the parameters for date #1.
Posted on December 29, 2009Liberal Lawyer Looking for New Year's Date - 52 (Austin) Date: 2009-12-20, 7:06PM CST Reply To This Post Hello Ladies of Austin, So here's the dream: after a lovely dinner at a beautiful restaurant, we spend New Year's Eve listening...
Doh!
Posted on December 28, 2009But My Friends Call Me S.O.B. Old bald lawyer to younger lawyer: I'm waiting for John Smith*, this son of a bitch who... Third lawyer, strolling up, extending hand: Hi! Pleased to meet you! I'm that son of a bitch!...
It's magic I say!
Posted on December 23, 2009But As a Paralegal? No. Lawyer: Ben*, if I e-mail you something, can you figure out how to print it on legal-size paper? Paralegal: Ummm, sure. [Later brings back printed text.] Lawyer: Oh, great! You know, you have a future...
Hello, McFly?
Posted on December 22, 2009Via the Fail Blog, a very unfortunate name for a law firm:
One wonders why the "handsome" ones have to resort to Craigslist?
Posted on December 21, 2009Handsome successful out of town attorney seeks sexy woman for affair - m4w - 32 (financial district) Date: 2009-11-21, 8:41PM PST Reply To This Post I am a handsome married attorney, who will be in San Francisco for business off...
Trying to recall if any of my colleagues use a cane...
Posted on December 16, 2009His Friends Don't Have the Heart to Tell Him It's a Mr. Peanut Costume Boy #1: What are you gonna be?Boy #2: Soul of the devil. Boy #1: What were you last year?Boy #2, annoyed: Soul of the devil. Boy...
One wonders how many former hookers this guy unknowingly dated.
Posted on December 15, 2009Hola, life long love affair in Arizona - 36 (Scottsdale, Arizona) Fecha: 2009-11-22, 11:44PM ART Reply To This Post I am a young, fit, handsome man living in the fabulous resort town of Scottsdale, Arizona. I want to make a...
Ladies. He's begging for help. Any takers?
Posted on December 09, 2009Law Student Seeks Study Break - m4w - 27 Date: 2009-12-05, 1:30PM EST Reply To This Post I'll be blunt. It's finals time and I'm pent up. I am tall, handsome, and will be a lawyer in 1 year. Looking...
Real lawyers aren't concerned with details like that...
Posted on December 08, 2009A Real Man Would Reinforce My Delusion Female employee, pointing at computer screen: I say we take this guy to court! Male employee: There's nobody there, Megan*. Newton, Massachusetts via Overheard in the Office, Dec 7, 2009
This guy's not a lawyer--he's a dentist *pretending* to be a lawyer.
Posted on December 02, 2009Man Who Can Rock Your World - 35 (Wexford) Date: 2009-11-21, 4:40PM EST Reply To This Post I don?t like driving behind Buicks, Oldsmobiles or Ford Tauruses. I think that women who fake tan all the time look silly. I...
Greeeaaat.
Posted on December 01, 2009And Putting the Boogers in Your Lunch Lawyer to another: Just so you know, I'm going to make a concerted effort to quit picking my nose. Louisville, Kentucky Overheard by: Jeeb via Overheard in the Office, Nov 11, 2009
Wow. Those puns sure are...impressive.
Posted on November 25, 2009Examine my bar - m4w - 29 (Balboa Park) Date: 2009-11-20, 9:13PM PST Reply To This Post Sexy and suave entertainment lawyer looking for legally blonde bombshell with junk in the trunk. Clerking, legal, or state certification a big plus....
You gotta love those sidebars.
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Being Canadian is Pretty Damn Suspicious if You Ask Me
Posted on November 23, 2009Via the Fail Blog:
Unlike most male lawyers, this guy is a) modest and b) likes curves
Posted on November 18, 2009Funny, charming, successful Lawyer - 32 (Upper West Side) Date: 2009-11-17, 11:26AM EST Reply To This Post Hi ladies: I'm seeking an intelligent, laid back woman with a great sense of humor. May law practice keeps me away from a...
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Oh, yes. This can be taken in as so many things, especially since you had testif...
How to evict a roommate?
First, in most jurisdictions "self-help" is not a remedy available to any party ...
I have worked for this employer for only three weeks. The employer makes up his own rules as to what he chooses to report for the purpose of property taxes. He tells me to "let them come after us". He defines Entertain
He arrogantly insists, "let them come after us." Well, if you are invo...
This has happened 3 or 4 times a month now- they have turned the electric off 2 days consecutively, the water off about 9 or 10 times now, and our heat has broken 5 times (once it would not shut off, and we were forced t
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Look up CONSTRUCTIVE DISCHARGE...................this looks like what happened t...








