Miscellaneous

We Should All Judge the Candidates w/How the Handle Wingnuts

Posted on August 08, 2008
Photographer insists on Pledge of Allegiance before Obama rally Of course, while Obama successfully uses crazy to his advantage, McCain can't even answer a simple question without stumbling all over his awkwardness: I'm actually embarrassed on behalf of McCain supporters...

Red Sox vs. Yankees -- Lawsuit Style

Posted on August 08, 2008
A few years ago, because I really wanted to experience Yankee Stadium, despite my feverish hatred for the Yankees, I attended a game with a Yankees fan. I knew better than to open my goddamn mouth and announce my...

Dating -- Forced Subjugation Style

Posted on August 08, 2008
Well, I guess we know how they find dates in in Russia. They do it wrong. And the men are condoned for it. An unnamed executive, a 22-year-old from St Petersburg, had been hoping to become only the third...

Shhhhh, let the kids get their beauty rest

Posted on August 08, 2008
If I tell you that two men stole pillows and backpacks from a department store, and then I show you this picture, I think you know where this story is going right? Yeah. [P]olice followed a trail of cardboard and...

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Take my wife, please

Posted on August 08, 2008
In India, a man has gotten himself in some trouble after trying to get divorced. Sanjib Saha went to court with his wife, and both said they wanted a divorce. Based on their mutual desire, the court happily granted the...

Maybe He Was Trying to Remove Nails from His Arse?

Posted on August 07, 2008
Today is kinky-freaky messed-up sexual acts Thursday, y'all. First we give you a post about a woman and her boyfriend who had videotaped sex with three dogs (because, really, that's something you want to share with the world), and now...

Talk about Childhood Trauma

Posted on August 07, 2008
True story: I, like 42 percent of all American children (according to a hobo I just asked -- Los Angeles hobos are so full of knowledge!), have inadvertently walked in on their parents having sex. For me: Let's just say...

Sandwich Artist?! Pfffffff.

Posted on August 07, 2008
There are few things more important to a man than a well made sandwich. Too much mustard, a shred of misplaced lettuce, or a stray and unwanted jalapeno can completely ruin an otherwise delicious footlong. Most people, unfortunately, don't...

The Daily Memo - 8/7/08

Posted on August 07, 2008
Ah, the cold offer. The firm's refuge for not hiring someone without, they hope, tarnishing their reputation on law school campuses. (Above the Law) Yeah, Russia's got all the kinks in the system worked out. ...Jesus. (Supreme Dicta) With a...

Get bent, tax man!

Posted on August 07, 2008
Randy Nowak is the owner of a construction company in Florida. He was being audited by the IRS and was understandably freaked out by the possibility of owing $300,000 in back taxes. So he hired a hitman to take out...

When she says she isn't in the mood, believe her

Posted on August 07, 2008
Australian Jean Meiers, 58, is on trial for manslaughter. She is accused of "failing her duty of care" in the case of her lover, Geoffrey Braunack, 47. In a case of what the defense calls "bondage gone wrong", Meiers...

Man, I so don't want to know what he was going to do with them

Posted on August 07, 2008
Last month, a British man was arrested for busting onto a local farm, causing £70,000 of damage. The reason for this break in was, apparently, to steal 129 rabbits. The man was arrested after a joint operation between the police...

People suffering in the bad economy do the strangest things

Posted on August 07, 2008
...especially when they live in Miami, Florida. That's where 42-year-old Elio Valero was busted for stealing a street lamp. One of the big 40 foot suckers. The cops saw a minivan driving down the street with a huge light pole...

The One Where Seth Blows the Doors off the Courthouse

Posted on August 06, 2008
And so: Seth and I triumphantly return from the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals seemingly assured victory; actually, Seth is doing most of the triumphantness - he's got a real job, so I'm his proxy, which means I can...

Sometimes, it's Mischief Night every night

Posted on August 06, 2008
In Lansdale, Pennsylvania, a couple "is accused of damaging the property of more than 400 people during an 18-month egging spree." Seems Philip Fleck and his girlfriend Heather Darcy were retaliating against friends for various things they claim had been...

Paris Hilton for President?

Posted on August 06, 2008
See Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.com...

The Daily Memo - 8/6/08

Posted on August 06, 2008
A Red Sawx fan is suing the Yanks and a couple of Yanks fans. (SI) What legal fiction makes your life more miserable? For my money, it's definitely trying to live up to the standard of Jack McCoy. (Above the...

The One Where Seth Transcends the Blog

Posted on August 06, 2008
Truth: There are mornings when I wake up, sit down at my computer with a cup of coffee and a pistol with one in the chamber (you never know, do you?) and wonder to myself as I'm scouring the...

"Man's gay pussy defense fall flat"

Posted on August 06, 2008
If that headline from Queerty didn't do it for you, maybe this little write-up of the story will: Doesn't José Maria Correi know gay men don't do pussy? Apparently not, because the 53-year old Brazilian national has been found guilty...

I'll see your pile of chips and raise you a dime bag

Posted on August 06, 2008
I'm speechless....

How Drunk is this Guy?

Posted on August 05, 2008
Here's a minute and twenty-three seconds you won't see on "America's Funniest Home Videos," though you really should. Dude would make an excellent addition to "Extreme Home Makeover" -- he can demolish walls with his face! Seriously: Watch this...

Party While You're Alive, Sleep When Your Dea ... Oops

Posted on August 05, 2008
Down in Florida, fathers teach their kids more than just how to throw a ball, how to catch a fish, or how to build a crummy corner shelf for the garage. They like to teach their youngin's how to...

Big Ladies Denied Club Entrance

Posted on August 05, 2008
A Jersey nightclub (duh?) got into some hot water over the weekend when they started denying entrance to overweight women. Police were called to calm the situation outside the Halkett Street club as bouncers and manager Martin Sayers allegedly told...

The Daily Memo - 8/5/08

Posted on August 05, 2008
Who's more neutral, NFL referees or federal judges? (Concurring Opinions) A NJ appeal court is letting a client sue his lawyer for malpractice where that malpractice forced the client to settle a lawsuit. (Law.com) Blawg Review #171 is like a...

Common area, schmommon area

Posted on August 05, 2008
Remember how I was talking about wanting to forcibly secede Florida from the Union? Case in point.... Bobbi Desotello is having a fight with his neighboring condo owners. Seems that there is a shared balcony that he uses to get...

Don't let the Georgia hit your ass on the way out

Posted on August 05, 2008
I'll never forget the cover of an edition of City Paper I stumbled upon when I was in high school -- it called for Philadelphia to secede from the rest of Pennsylvania because the city folk felt that they had...

You can seed the ground, but if you water the seedling, you gotta pay for it to become a tree

Posted on August 05, 2008
I was going to embed the video for you right here, but apparently ABC only wants its videos posted on massively popular or corporate sites. So you'll have to click here to watch the report about a sperm donor who's...

Embittered Old Bitch Plays Arugula Card

Posted on August 04, 2008
Stick your nose out the window, McCain. What's that you smell? Oh, desperation? Rank as hell, ain't it? Hell: How involved has Karl Rove gotten in McCain's campaign that he's now resorting to this elitist line of bullshit again. The...

Advertisements that Work*

Posted on August 04, 2008
(H/T Wonkette) * (Copyright Agent Bedhead)...

Skip Caray 1939 - 2008

Posted on August 04, 2008
I write for three sites, yet have no good place to grieve over Skip Caray, who died in his sleep over the weekend. And since my colleague over at WIMB throws stones at my head when I write about sports...

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