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A LAWYER RESPONDS

By "Captain Liberty" and "Rumpole"

Hot on the heels of our putative and punctilious Judge, a lawyer responds: Your Honor,May it please the court: I shall endeavor to respond point for point to your list of complaints:1) No contest. You are 100% correct. I shall pledge to smack in the head any lawyer I see raise two fingers on both hands to indicate parenthesis. I find it as extremely annoying as you do. 2) Case Law: How about reading it? You admit you don't. We went to the trouble of finding it and copying it for you and the State to help you make a wise and intelligent ruling. How about spending less time in chambers flirting with your JA or the Bailiff or the new PD/UM intern or whomever, and reading what we gave you? If I know you have read the case law, I won't make a gratuitous remark about you reading it...continue to full post

Full post as published by Justice Building Blog on July 27, 2009 (boomark / email).