Ethics

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Dumbest Woman Alive

By Ed Brayton

You have to see this hilarious essay at the dubiously named American Thinker site by some dumbass named Joyce Capron as she seeks out ways to protest against Obama's presidency. I detect not a hint of irony or parody when she writes things like this:

Today at tennis, after I made a hard point, my partner offered the Obama fist bump.

"I don't do that," I said, and I gave her a stern look. It's not the first time I've run into Obamabots on the courts; the game attracts argumentative, competitive types (of which I may be one). I didn't stop and lecture the O'Bot, because Wasting Indoor Court Time is a Sin. I just high-fived her with my racquet, and went on playing...If the Fist Bumper shows up next Monday, and asks why I don't do the crypto-fascist hand jive, I'll give her an earful.

Full post as published by Dispatches from the Culture Wars on February 13, 2009 (boomark / email).