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The Magical Powers of Max Holtzman

Here is local attorney Max Holtzman, in today's Herald:

Max Holtzman, a Miami lawyer and fundraiser for Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama, was in a downtown office building when he ran into a high-powered business consultant.

One of her major concerns about Obama, she confided, was his ``deep Muslim roots.''

''I told her that he's been a practicing Christian for a very long time,'' Holtzman said. ``I cleared the air, and now she's a great supporter.''

First of all, what kind of airheaded "high-powered business consultant" was this? Anyone with half-a-brain knows that Osama Barry Hussein is an addicted pot-smoking crackhead, yes, but absolutely not a Muslim.

Then, after one, incredibly short yet persuasive hallroom conversation with uberlobbyist Max Holtzman, this woman is completely turned around and is now "a great supporter"?

Boy, that guy is good.

Full post as published by South Florida Lawyers on December 17, 2007 (boomark / email).