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Slip Sliding Along: Mark's Made Off With Another Great Idea!

To: Andrew
From: Mark

After noticing that Dad's "story" inspired a new "International SIPC" website to phish out investor information  (I guess it was either created by a bunch of Nigerians, or maybe they're Russians, or more likely, a bunch of Eric's old friends from the SEC), I thought we'd do something more credible and restore our good names. 

You know how Dad is f--king OCD, right? And how he's always promoting those alcohol-free hand sanitizers? And, how the world has gone gonzo for hand sanitizers?

Well, I'm thinking the US Dept of Soap, Inc. is a brilliant corporate name to promote a bunch of products. 
Sure, people might be confused at first, and think that its a government agency..and the products are endorsed by the government. Big deal if they're initially confused!

The real government confuses the shit out of everybody every day! And when it comes to consumer products, we know that whatever a government agency says, its because some lobbyist has bought them dinner at Sparks and gave them the script!

I've already trademarked the name, so we're good to go! When you get back the from the fishing trip, call me.

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on March 09, 2010 (boomark / email).