Law Students

Dear All of You With The Death:

By "Daisy Duke"

Now please stay away.

No, no, I know what your symptoms are. You have a horrible fever. You feel wretched. Lapsing into a coma/drooling Nyquil induced sleep is imminent. You hate the world. You don't know or care why and when you got the flu shot. Your nose is raw and painful. You think your lungs might just plop out onto the desk and leaving you gasping like a goldfish you jumped ship...or tank. I feel horrible for you.

But, and I hate to be a jerk, I don't want to feel horrible. I don't want The Plague. I don't want your half-baked deathly look and your dry hacking cough. I would prefer you to kindly keep your distance and go wash your hands.

I'm sure you understand. Now go blow your nose.

Xoxo-

Daisy

Full post as published by Legally Blonde Ambition on March 03, 2008 (boomark / email).