Law Students

Oh. My. God.

Law students in love are a piece of work.  Check out this memo sent from a guy to his girl at the University of Texas in which he gives their relationship a full legal analysis.

M E M O R A N D U M

To: My Shmoopy Bear
From: Your Cuddle Bun
Re: The Current State of Rob and Martha’s Relationship
Date: June 25

Question

Currently, the relationship between Rob Flannery and Martha Karver is enduring rough times and isn’t where Rob and Martha think it should be and where they know it can be. Should the relationship be terminated? What is the root of the problem and how can Rob change in order to get the relationship past the current funk and back on track to where it was seven short days ago?

Answer

No. The relationship should absolutely not be terminated. All relationships take work and will endure hardships and rough times at one point or another. With change and faith, implemented mainly on Rob’s part, the relationship and love between Rob Flannery and Martha Karver will continue to grow into the fall and beyond.

Naturally, the girl forwarded it to everyone on the planet and you can now read the full thing at Above the Law.  It's possible this is a fake, but after having known law students for the past two years . . . well, anything's possible.

Full post as published by TJ's Double Play on February 08, 2008 (boomark / email).