Miscellaneous

This guy is the best

That British dude right there just legally changed his name. He used to be called George Garratt. But the former Garratt said he wanted to be unique, and I guess "George Garratt" wasn't cutting it for him. So now he's changed it up, and given himself a fantastic name:

Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined

This is believed to be the new record for the longest name in the world, even topping a Texas girl's hefty Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenk Koyaanisquatsiuth Williams name.

Sadly, Captain Fantastic's grandmother is no longer speaking to him. Doesn't she understand that he's faster than all those heroes combined? What the fuck is her problem? ...fucking old people.

Full post as published by Quiz Law on November 05, 2008 (boomark / email).